Stick People

I got these in an e-mail and thought that

ya'll would want to laugh along too.

Candy Recall

HALLOWEEN CANDY RECALLED

There is a new warning put out by the

Canadian Food Inspection Agency....

Sherwood brand Pirate's Gold Milk Chocolate

coins are being recalled due tothe fact that

they contain Melamine, the ingredient in milk

product that hascaused many infant deaths in china.

These candies are sold at Costco, aswell as many

bulk and dollar stores. please make sure to

check yourchildrens halloween candy and

DO NOT LET THEM EAT THE PIRATE COINS

(you knowthe ones wrapped in the shiny gold foil)

and please let other parents knowabout this!

I'm not sure if this is real or not,

but better safe than sorry!

Awsome Mom

Before I was a Mom,
I never tripped over toys
or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not
my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom,
I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind
and my thoughts.
I slept all night.

Before I was a Mom,
I never held down a screaming child
so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night
watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mom,
I never held a sleeping baby just because
I didn't want to put her down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces
when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small
could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom,
I didn't know the feeling of
having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel
to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond
between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small
could make me feel so important and happy.

Before I was a Mom,
I had never gotten up in the middle of the night
every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth,
the joy,
the love,
the heartache,
the wonderment
or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much,
before I was a Mom.

Hummingbird Lane

This is something I have never seen before,

or ever even heard of. This woman

lives in a Hummingbird fly zone.

As they migrated, about 20 of them were in

her yard. She took the little red dish,

filled it with sugar water and this is the result.

The woman is Abagail Alfano of Pine,

Louisiana -she has been studying them

daily and one morning put the cup from

the feeder, with water in it, in her hand;

as they had gotten used to her standing by

the feeder they came over to her hand.

She says in touching they are as light as a feather.

Maxine for Autumn

Give a Girl the right high-heel shoes

and she can conquer the world.

It also puts her 4 to 6 inches closer to Heaven.

(Hope you enjoy these!)

The Mama Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up somethingoff the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the itemaway from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know whereit's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration andasked, 'Mama, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'?

I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on theMama Test.

'You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.'We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidentlypondering this new information.

'OH...I get it!' she beame d, 'So if you don't pass thetest you have to be the dad.

''Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.

This and That

Well, these are some of the last roses

of this year. They are still pretty but are

getting fewer in numbers.

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The full moon in our back yard as it came up.

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Here is the last birthday cake that I made.

It was so much fun making this one.

Kristi's mom from MawMaws House

just celebrated her 60th birthday!

and I was asked to make her cake.

Happy Birthday Mrs. Birt!

Halloween is gonna suck this year.....

Disney History and Trivia

DO YOU KNOW DISNEY?

According to the three good fairies, what are the three qualities Maleficent will never understand?

Get the answer HERE!

It'd Done

Yay!!!!!!

Brian got his truck put back together yesterday.

If you look back here you can see

pics of the truck right after he hit the deer.

The truck looks great honey!

The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite', said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke', said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer', said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak', said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate', said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer', said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
'I want a banana split', said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake', said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer', exclaimed the third little piggy.
'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy, 'But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'



You're gonna LOVE me for this.
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The third piggy says -'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

Some People

Hmmm

Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?

*What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?

*What if we flipped through it several time a day?

*What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?

*What if we used it to receive messages from the text?

*What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?

*What if we gave it to kids as gifts?

*What if we used it when we traveled?

*What if we used it in case of emergency?

This is something to make you go....hmm...where is my Bible?
Oh, and one more thing.
Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry
about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill.
Makes you stop and think 'where are my priorities?
And no dropped calls!

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