Bulletin Misprints

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters.
These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.
(Summer, 2007 Release)

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus.'

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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in therecreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

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Ladies, don'tforget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worthkeeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to aconflict.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someonewho is hard to love.
Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I Will Not Pass This Way Again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nurserydownstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the helpthey can get.

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The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir willsing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church.So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of severalnew members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased personyou want remembered.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - Prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of theChurch have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in thebasement on Friday afternoon.

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This eveningat 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies areinvited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lendhim their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use theback door.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Churchbasement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Pleaseuse the large double doors at the side entrance.

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign sloganlast Sunday : 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'

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Odds 'N Ends

Ok... I'm going to try to catch y'all up a little bit.

Cameron playing the X Box360 at Aunt Mae's house

Dustin got to play too.

First he started just watching, then he was pulling Mae's
fingers away trying to get at the controlls. And he wound
up getting a turn all by himself.

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Have you ever had one of those things that you
were supposed to set in water and watch it
grow over a few days time?
Well, we got one and I was just curious as
to how big it would actually grow. It started out
small and ended up almost coming out of this bucket.


(Blogger is putting my pictures in backwards)

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Monday, March 30th was kindergarden orientation day.

I can't believe that my little Cameron is fixing to

start kindergarden this year!

He had a good time... all the kids were taken to

a kindergarden class were they did some fun

things. They sang songs, colored and cut out crowns.

While they were having fun, all the parents

sat in the gym listening to the welcome

speech by the principal and also some other

information given by other members of the school.





(OK... out of place)

Here he is with his bag of goodies from his first

day at "school"

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On March the 26th Dustin rolled over

for the fist time.

The very next sunday I had nursery.

So, Cameron stayed in there with me and Dustin.

He wanted everyone to know that his

baby brother could roll over that

he spread a blanket on the floor and

was trying to get him to roll over so

everyone could see.

He's such a good Big Brother!

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Early Easter Baskets

My Aunt Naomi had sent some Easter baskets

for the boys. And I was suprised to find out that

she had also sent one for me and Brian.

Mine and Brian's basket

Dustin eyeing our basket. =o)

Look at those chubby cheeks!

Here he is holding onto his Easter basket

Cameron opening his Easter basket.

"Wow! it's candy!"

I had to take a pic of Dustin's feet

Dustin watching 'Big Brother' open his basket


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This is usually what I get when

I try to take Cameron's pic. LOL

So I have to take them when he's not looking

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Feeding Ducks in Chimney Rock

The sun was nice and warm but the wind was cool.

These two followed us the whole time!

Cameron

Here they come

~~Me~~

These are my favorite trees

Cameron and Mae.....here come the geese!

Dustin had a good time! He likes being out and seeking new stuff.

Cameron and Mae

~~Cameron~~

~~Dustin~~

Cameron